What we publish

We commission two distinct beats. For our existential crisis vertical, we want witty, meme-literate essays analyzing late-capitalist burnout, doomscrolling, and delayed adulthood. Keep it self-aware, sharp, and deeply attuned to the realities of the chronically online generation.

For our automation vertical, send analytical, data-driven reporting on how artificial intelligence is reshaping creative work and daily survival. We expect hard metrics, real-world case studies, and zero corporate jargon. Word counts range from one thousand to two thousand words.

Send your pitch

Fill out the form with your thesis, outline, and writing samples. Our editorial team reviews submissions weekly. If your pitch has teeth and aligns with our tone, we will reach out to discuss rates.